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« on: June 17, 2011, 01:22:03 pm »

To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. Write In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, For Marijuana.
2. Order  a Diet Water , with  a serious face, whenever you go out to eat
 
3. Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To  Go'.
4. Sing Along At  The Opera.
5. Five days In advance, tell your friends you Can't Attend
Their Party  Because You have a  headache.
6. When  Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking  lot,
Yelling 'Run  For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell  Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The  Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You  Go.'

And  The Final Way To  Keep A Healthy Level Of sanity
           
 
8. PICK UP A BOX  OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE  FITTING ROOM IS.
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 02:20:46 pm »

I gotta remember to do #8 2funny2
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 03:44:43 pm »

LOL!!!! I couldn't pull most of these off!! no poker face!!  stupid1 they are hilarious!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 06:34:30 pm »

OMG I gotta remember some of those, so doing some of them.   laffhrd
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 08:52:43 pm »

I wish I had kids so that I could do #7.  Ditty? Wishy?  I could see Ditty doing that one.  laffhrd
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 11:06:48 am »

Oh Debz I am doing all but 4 and 8.   laffhrd
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 09:45:39 pm »

 laffhrd  so I did a variation of #1 a few times "For sexual favors" *snicker* gave it to... confused Pizza delivery guy, a to cash ck given to a drive through teller  think  and an unsuspecting friend of Xman.  laugh   *snort
So what did the kids say to your #7???
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 10:48:37 pm »

For me #7 is a constant with my beautiful now big children.  I always just give them that look (esp the Daughter) and say.. " I can take you out right now and make another that looks just like you!" :smokinjoe:
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 01:41:41 pm »

I love it!!! I am so telling my kids #7 next week.
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