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« on: April 02, 2011, 03:18:33 pm »


A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."  :toilet:
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 01:52:56 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 04:27:16 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 07:09:00 pm »

I am sure worse things have happened in those booths!!  :oopse5:  kiss2
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 07:46:04 pm »

I am sure worse things have happened in those booths!!  :oopse5:  kiss2

If it was in a Catholic Church I do not doubt that at all!
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