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T-shirts Seen On Women

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« on: April 02, 2011, 03:07:43 pm »

    * My husband could have had any women he pleased-he just couldn't please any!
    * Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
    * So many men, so few who can afford me.
    * God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
    * My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
    * Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
    * Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better rich.
    * Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
    * If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
    * Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
    * It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
    * How can I miss you if you won't go away?
    * Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
    * I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
    * If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
    * I run things at my house! (e.g. the vacuum cleaner, washing machine, iron, etc)
    * Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
    * I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
    * Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
    * Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
    * Do not start with me. You will not win.
    * If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
    * At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all... I just can't remember it all.
    * You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
    * My husband is the head of the household, but I'm the neck (and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants it to move).
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 10:39:51 pm »

ok .. is it ok if i share these with some friends of mine they will laugh there rear ends off
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 10:43:35 pm »

Good ones, D!  I loved them all!
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 11:55:29 am »

 laffhrd clap
Those are funny as heck
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