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« on: November 04, 2010, 06:41:29 am »

    Indian and Cat food
     
     
     
    An Indian goes to London and goes to Tesco (A grocery store).
    He finds cat food at special prices.
    He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to cashier counter.
    The Manager gets suspicious.
    He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat, and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
    He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him buy the cat food.
    The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
     
    Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices.
    He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to cashier counter.
    The Manager again gets suspicious.
    He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog, and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.
    He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
    The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog.
    He gets to buy the dog food.
     
    Next week the Indian comes to Tesco with a bag.
    He asks to see the manager and asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.
    The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels something slimy and immediately takes it out.
    He shouts at the Indian, What the F*** is this? Is this *bleep* you Idiot?
    The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper."


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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 01:07:27 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 01:32:24 pm »

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