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« on: October 17, 2010, 04:59:27 pm »

Thuds

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 05:50:19 pm »

 laugh  My SIL is a lawyer...boy is she ever!  Lemmie know where this guy drives so I can taker her out near there! lafin2  ( I love her can you tell?)
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 06:10:24 pm »

 laugh laffhrd

ditty, sounds like the "warm friendly" relationship i have with my sister in law... both of them.
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