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« on: September 16, 2010, 01:07:29 pm »

A businessman flying first class is sitting next to a parrot.
The plane takes off, and the parrot orders a Glenlivet, neat. 
The businessman asks for a Coke. After a few minutes, the bird yells, "where's my scotch? Gimme my scotch!"
The flight attendant rushes over with their drinks.

Later, they order another round.
Again, the bird gives gives the crew grief for being slow, and the businessman joins in: "yeah, the service stinks!"
Fed up, the flight attendant grabs the pair, opens the hatch, and throws them off the plane.
As they hurtle toward the ground, the parrot says to the terrified man, "wow, that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings."

-Reader's Digest 9/2010
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