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Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

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« on: September 13, 2010, 01:44:05 pm »

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 01:47:39 am »

was stopping by to see what was going on, read this, and had to comment.  LOL! so funny and so true. haha
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 07:32:08 am »

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Heartlets!  How you be girl?!
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 07:38:26 am »

wow hi heartlets!! how have you been??  grouphug 

D, this is so funny !  laugh
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 12:42:46 pm »

Hey girl, good to hear from you again!! clap
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