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« on: August 07, 2010, 08:47:57 pm »

Paddy Murphy
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just

been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised

and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
" That little *bleep*, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that
to you, he must have had something in his hand."
" That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and
a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended
yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
" That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty
it was, but useless in a fight."
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