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If you marry a woman from Wisconsin.....

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« on: March 02, 2010, 02:25:48 am »

 - There were three men.  The first man married a woman from MINNESOTA .  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

 

The second man married a woman from IOWA .  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

 

The third man married a girl from WISCONSIN .  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.   He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.  He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 04:16:01 am »

i guess i should have warned jim when he married me huh? gimp
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 11:25:03 am »

 thumb    LOL! YEEEES!
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 11:58:53 am »

Too funny  laugh
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 12:56:34 pm »

hmmm you mean I came from Wisconsin??
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 01:14:11 pm »

Lmao Ditty...no but you are my sister from another mister soooooo...thats where that comes from haha
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 02:39:19 pm »

Is a man allowed to comment on this thread? :bricks:
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2010, 05:07:34 pm »

I must be from Wisconsin too!  laugh
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