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« on: February 12, 2009, 06:28:59 pm »

This is pretty simple. Just make up something funny to finish the sentence,
"I GOT ARRESTED BECAUSE..." or
"I GOT ARRESTED FOR..."

To get into the hall of fame, just post on this thread a lot and make 'em funny.


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"Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about."
          -Saskya Pandita

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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2009, 06:51:49 pm »

I got arrested because I smashed a cake in a rude customer's face.  And while she was getting it out of her eyes, I whacked her upside the head with a bag of hard rolls! :o
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2009, 07:37:04 pm »

I got arrested because I wont close my blinds.
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2009, 07:39:05 pm »

Ewwwww...
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2009, 07:53:00 pm »

I got arrested because I forgot to take my meds... :-[
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2009, 07:53:47 pm »

I got arrested because the farmer was a prude.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2009, 07:54:42 pm »

I got arrested because I did not thoroughly read up on that particular religion's dietary laws.
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2009, 07:56:51 pm »

I got arrested because Bea said I was a bad paront.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2009, 07:57:24 pm »

I got arrested because it was a full moon.
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2009, 07:58:08 pm »

I got arrested because they assumed I was doing something wrong.
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2009, 07:58:45 pm »

I got arrested for posting excessively.
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2009, 08:31:12 pm »

OK well we'll assume that one of those was good enough for the HoF.
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2009, 09:25:22 pm »

I just got arrested because Bea pushed me over the edge
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2009, 10:20:13 pm »

I got arrested for not putting my trash can back in place (looonnnngggg story from today)
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2009, 07:58:49 pm »

I just got arrested because I just slapped Mod Eric, took off my clothes, and took a GIANT Turd in the middle of the street! :-\
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