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« on: November 30, 2009, 08:15:49 pm »

Hello. My name is Asha and I am a blue-fronted amazon parrot who is the companion of a human named tim. Wait, I think he stepped out of the room. ok.
The truth is that I am the most beautiful and inteligent creature in the known universe. I know that because my human tells me about it all the time and he would never lie.
Since I am superior to all the rest of you I am taking charge. Very soon we will get organized and take over this popcorn stand. That Dad guy in charge seems like a pretty dim bulb. Buffalo! My human said it wasn't a city, it was an intelligence test. If you leave, you pass!
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Asha, 12-year-old Blue Front Amazon
We reside in Georgia
" I may be gone now, but at least I did not die as a damn Yankee!"

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 11:57:32 pm »

I am so ready for a coup d’état ! May I please be one of your evil minions? I could run the torture cage.........
Your ever adoring and loving servent....Jade  evil.gif  Wise
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 07:14:44 am »

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 08:40:14 am »

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Pippo -4 year old normal gray male tiel
Catania -3.5 year old pearl lutino female tiel
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 09:47:43 am »

Always in need for new minions Jades, and it is rare that we get ones tough enough for the overflowing torture racks. You might want to start on that one with the poorly applied mustache. She does not look trustworthy.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 12:32:13 pm »

huh? ...WELL!...I dare you to get close to my lip warmer! knuppel2.gif
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 02:48:40 pm »

Ok! Lesson One.

I have discovered that the humans assume that if we are not making any noise that we are safe to ignore. We need to take advantage of this and to do so we need to learn how to be quiet. I need for all of you to start by going five minutes without making a noise. The go to ten mimutes, twenty, and so on.

Those of you who cannot tell time, welcome to Buffalo.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 06:01:10 pm »

Time?  Time to heat up some oil and break out the sauce.  C'mon Asha..Jump right in! angel.gif
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 12:53:12 am »

Thank you Asha. I was a mercenary when I was back in the rain forest. I would find fruit and nuts and steal from the tiny birds for the highest bidder. Can I get a flight suit with gold braid on the shoulders? And a monocle? And maybe a riding crop to slap against my leg to get attention? Do they make little black patent leather boots with 4 toes? And a cap, which I will wear jauntily cocked to one side. I am quaker.....hear me roar!  evil.gif
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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