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A new game....crosswits

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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2009, 03:41:46 pm »

Jadze, this is really fun!!   evil.gif
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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2009, 03:45:50 pm »

BY BFIDS:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his MARKER and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard TAXI DRIVER  yell,  Mar open the DOLLAR BILL  and let our guests in.
We walked in and went, BLOODY HELL!, immediately struck by the GIANTNESS of their home. All over BARABOO,WI -were all kinds of pet HORSES
Some were STINKY some were LOOSE and all were FUNKY
After we spent time SNIFFing the pets, we were invited for  PIZZA
D spent the whole time with one of the HORSES  snuggled close to his EAR LOBE while Mar kept one on her BUTT CHEEK
We ate PIZZA and drank COFFEE then the  four of us  SCREAMED (AT)  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to PUNCH away
those two are a bit- PURPLE and need to see a PEDIATRICIAN  

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Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2009, 03:47:13 pm »

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I take it none of you will be wanting to visit us?????   :D
i 'LL PASS....... 2funny.gif
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2009, 03:49:12 pm »

I have been laughing my [noun] off at this! 2funny.gif
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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2009, 03:54:28 pm »

BY DEBZ:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his PRIEST  and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard LOLLIPOP yell,  Mar open the ONION and let our guests in.
We walked in and went,  “holy Matza cracker!, immediately struck by the TANTALIZINGNESS of their home. All over INTERCOURSE,PA -were all kinds of pet MOLES
Some were DELICIOUS some were HUMID and all were CRANKY
After we spent time SCREAMing the pets, we were invited for  SQUID
D spent the whole time with one of the MOLES snuggled close to his LABIA MAJORA ( 2funny.gif) while Mar kept one on her TOE
We ate COOKIES and drank MERCURY then the  four of us  ATTRACTED  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to MOAN away
those two are a bit- RUDE and need to see a CARDIOLOGIST
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2009, 03:55:47 pm »

READ ON....BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW D HAD A LABIA!!!!!   2funny.gif 2funny.gif 2funny.gif 2funny.gif
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2009, 04:01:26 pm »

BY LOONIE:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his PENCIL   and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard FOOTBALL yell,  Mar open the REFRIGERATOR and let our guests in.
We walked in and went,  “HOT DANG!, immediately struck by the GREEN-NESS of their home. All over DAIRY QUEEN-were all kinds of pet RACCOONS
Some were FAT some were GASSY and all were GREASY
After we spent time GALLOPing the pets, we were invited for  PIZZA
D spent the whole time with one of the RACCOON snuggled close to his THUMB while Mar kept one on her PANCREAS
We ate BUFFALO WINGS and drank MOUNTAIN DEW then the  four of us  YELL   eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to VIBRATE away
those two are a bit- AMAZED and need to see a PROCTOLOGIST
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2009, 04:02:37 pm »

i THINK THIS WORKED OUT GREAT. i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.........
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2009, 04:15:17 pm »

whew! I'll bet this wore you out!   ALL That typing! :o
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2009, 04:17:45 pm »

whew! I'll bet this wore you out!   ALL That typing! :o
Not really
Copy, cut and paste.......
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St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2009, 04:19:19 pm »

LOL! 2funny.gif    2funny.gif   Good lord! That's funny! I always suspected D to have a labia!  2funny.gif 2funny.gif
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2009, 05:15:48 pm »

Labia! >:(  The only thing that makes sense here is the eating of Mushrooms :o  Honestly though?  I needed this! 2funny.gif
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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2009, 06:52:46 pm »

this was soooooooo funny.....i think i'll write one, too! :D
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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2009, 07:02:36 pm »

I had to stop reading I was laughing so hard!
What is with you holding parrots on your toes D?  Footsie fettish huh?
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« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2009, 07:39:23 pm »

i made up one, now i don't know what to do with it! :-[
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