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« on: August 30, 2014, 11:16:44 pm »

                Confession
       
A  man received the following text from his
neighbor:
     
I  am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt
and I have to  confess.
   
I  have been tapping your wife, day and night when
you're not around.
In  fact, more than you.  I'm not getting any at
home, but that's no  excuse.
   
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will
accept my  sincerest
apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
     
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun, and  without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
       
A few moments later, a second text came in,
       
           I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2014, 12:11:29 pm »

:pink: :pink: Now this is hilarious!
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