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Where Are My Glasses

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« on: May 27, 2014, 11:58:48 pm »

 WHERE ARE MY GLASSES
 
 
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
 
Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said.
 
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
 
She was "only thinking of me" she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
 
I did this and when I got  home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
 
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
 
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 
I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned  me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
 
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week."
 
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
 
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.  :oopse5:
 
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014, 03:09:14 am »

laugh laugh Good one De'Andrea!
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014, 06:38:43 am »

 laugh laffhrd

i HAVE to remember this one for the next time my daughter wants to fuss at me for never going  anywhere and spending all my time with the birds  devil
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014, 09:00:54 am »

Oh, I love this! Jerry even got a kick out of it!
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014, 04:25:49 pm »

One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.

"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.

"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.

"What window do you have open?"

"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014, 06:54:28 pm »

Gotta love them blondes! lol

Wendy, now do you resemble this one? lol
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