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« on: November 13, 2012, 03:43:42 am »

A sweet old grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.
She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who
can tell me how a patient is doing?

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear." What's the
name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak trembling voice said, "Norma
Findlay, room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check
with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news." "Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well."
"Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal, and
her physician, Dr. Cohen has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said, "Thank you." "That's wonderful. I was so worried.
"Bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome." "Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in room 302." No one tells me sh*t
around here." :cstars:

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 09:44:14 am »

LOL!!!  laffhrd  you do what ya gotta do!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 05:22:58 pm »

 laffhrd lol
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