The most functional English word...
Well...It's sh*t. That's right sh*t! :deer:
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t,
find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell
difference between sh*t and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts.
There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t,
or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter that sh*t.
And some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t.
And there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t,
the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself
up sh*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times
you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to
know anything else!
Well sh*t, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a sh*t and hope you
have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But, if you happen to
catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t-head...
Well, Sh*t Happens!
Guess you could say I posted this for:
Sh*t and Giggles....
