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« on: July 24, 2012, 08:04:38 pm »

Thought you might like this.....

DR. SEUSS'
GOLDEN YEARS VERSE


The Golden Years have come at last.

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My body is drooping.
I have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years . . . can kiss my ass.    bugeye
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 12:18:41 am »

 laugh Awesome!! laffhrd

Yes, Thank You....I love these kinda' poems... handshappy

Unfortunately, it is closer to the truth than I like to admit... :deer: dmblaf
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 12:58:14 am »

laugh Awesome!! laffhrd



Unfortunately, it is closer to the truth than I like to admit... :deer: dmblaf

Same here   :oldg:
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 06:49:32 am »

 laugh laffhrd
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 07:16:04 am »

Lol that made me chuckle! Jokes like these make me happy that I'm still a youngen!!
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 01:38:07 pm »

Lol that made me chuckle! Jokes like these make me happy that I'm still a youngen!!

BaHumBug!! naughty It's off to the Dungeon for Ye' Mikey.... :pit:

And Ye' shall stay there til you're old & feeble  :oldg: Or it twill be OFF with Ye' Ol' head! Arrrgh!!! dmblaf
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 03:23:57 pm »

I want to be a little older to be honest. I want senior year over with already
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 08:17:31 pm »

Enjoy your youth. It feels like I fell asleep at 15, and woke up at 50.
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 “My brother and sister birds, you should praise your Creator and always love him: He gave you feathers for clothes, wings to fly and all other things that you need. It is God who made you noble among all creatures, making your home in thin, pure air. Without sowing or reaping, you receive God’s guidance and protection.”
St. Francis of Assissi

My rescued and adopted feathered family...
Zebra Finches - The widow Mary Meeper & her new beau Joey Peepers, Leo and all the "kids"
The Quakes - Jade & Buddy & Ducky
"Sunday" Conure - Bella
Canary Wing Parakeets - Dexter and Morgan
The Budgies - Waldo, Wanda,  Pixie, and Violet
Fly high little Johnny Meeper  - flew to the Rainbow Bridge 1-6-2010
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 08:31:27 pm »

I want to be a little older to be honest. I want senior year over with already

Idiot Boy!  slaph  Like I tell my kids :  Be careful what you wish for and enjoy what ya got NOW!  You got your youth, have no responsibilities, have summers off, holidays off, no kids up your ass, no bills, no stress even though you think you do.  Do not be in a hurry to "grow up".  It's overrated!  :oldg:
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2012, 04:51:02 am »

Mike, enjoy being a kid, it's you're only REAL job right now other than getting good grades in school. Once you graduate high school you will be expected to take on REAL life  responsibilities.

It's wonderful you have a job now, where you can make some money for yourself, but you don't NEED to work to pay for a place to live, food on your table, the clothes on your back, a car, gas to get to and from work and to run errands, etc., but you will one day so just enjoy being a senior. Senior year is a GREAT time in your life, savour every minute, and enjoy your life.  hugu
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