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« on: July 23, 2012, 01:40:49 am »

The most functional English word...

       Well...It's sh*t. That's right sh*t!     :deer:

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t,
find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t.

Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell
difference between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts.
There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.

You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t,
or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter that sh*t.
And some days are just plain sh*tty.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t.
And there are times when you feel like sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t,
the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself
up sh*t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times
you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to
know anything else!

Well sh*t, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a sh*t and hope you
have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But, if you happen to
catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t-head...

Well, Sh*t Happens!

Guess you could say I posted this for:

 Sh*t and Giggles.... laffhrd
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2012, 04:44:52 am »

George Carlin at his finest!
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2012, 06:30:45 am »

 lol
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2012, 11:21:46 am »

 laffhrd still gets me!
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2012, 03:03:48 pm »

 dmblaf
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2012, 08:02:30 pm »

I hope your not full of s*it about this   smile3
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 02:11:17 am »

 :laugh:I know I'm full of Sh*t!! laffhrd

I've always loved George Carlin and his poem about hair is my absolute favorite.  thumb

I have him reciting it on video, but I don't have it in writing.  2sadk

 Guess I could watch & stop & write it down & watch some more... dmblaf
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 07:13:57 am »

Wow, that is some true sh*t!! Haha. I have never even heard of George Carlin lol.
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