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One More Advantage of "The Golden Years"

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« on: July 15, 2012, 02:09:50 am »

My neighbor was out working in his yard,
when he was startled by a late model car,
that came crashing through his hedge
and ended up on his front lawn...

he rushed to help the elderly driver out and
sat her on a lawn chair.

"My Goodness"....he exclaimed: You appear
quite elderly, to be driving!!"

"Well, yes I am!!", she replied proudly.
"I'll be 97 next month, & I am now old
enough that I don't even need a license
anymore!!"

"The last time I went to my doctor
he examined me, and asked if I had a driving
license." I told him yes and handed it to him.

He took his scissors out of his drawer, cut the
license into pieces and threw them in the waste
basket.

"You won't be needing this anymore!", he said.
"So I thanked him and left!" bugeye

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2012, 06:20:16 am »

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2012, 05:39:47 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2012, 04:09:33 am »

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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2012, 08:18:48 am »

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