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« on: July 08, 2012, 02:43:11 am »

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my Dad what had happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of Peta.
He said they love animals very much.

I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principle's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do that again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principle's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it
when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... sad8

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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 06:31:30 am »

 laugh laffhrd 2funny2
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 08:11:01 am »

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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2012, 07:27:45 pm »

yeah but this kid is obsessed....  think
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2012, 07:59:04 pm »

 lol
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2012, 09:55:24 pm »

 slaph laugh lol
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