Slang sayings/words

[looniebirds]

Oh, and shut your pie hole.

[Sondra]

That girl wears tug boats fer shoes.

[looniebirds]

Aw, it'll get well before you get married.
Wish in one hand, *bleep* in the other.
When someone was walking around in a bad mood, they had their tail on their shoulders.

[BPMar]

fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

hotter than a goat’s butt in a pepper patch

Scarier than a striped haint-

[grey782163]

I don't know whether to sh*t, cry, or bake a cake

[BuffaloParrot]

Ya'll are in one giant *bleep* storm...

[BuffaloParrot]

My Wife should know this.  MAR!!??  We got any sh it paper left!!?? 

[Debz]

  you American language too funny!

[Nakia]

  :laugh:Ya'll are killin' me here

When Mar asked me about sayings down here, I couldn't remember a single one, but they are comin' back to me reading all this!!

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Having a wall eyed fit.

This one I call my friend at work all the time. She only stands 4'11". Half pint heifer. Sometimes when I call her on the phone & she doesn't answer, I will ask whoever answers, "Where's that 'Half Pint Heifer' gone to now?"

Tied up like a dog. In the boy/girl having fun sense, not like chained.

My sister used to say this all the time. "Well, I'll be a Son of a Siberian Rat Raiser."

These are some of my personal favorites I like to use, especially at work:
Ya' snooze, ya' looze!"
Move it or lose it!
When someone asks me if I'm 'Having a nice day?' I reply, "Day ain't over yet!" That's from the City Slickers movie when Curly was asked if he'd killed anybody today.

Over yonder a ways. Meaning: Could be round the corner or down the road a little bit. In other words...I ain't got no clue!
I ain't got no. Meaning...I don't have any idea what you mean.

Ya'll come back, ya' hear?

Well, bless my pea pickin' heart. Bless your heart.

Catty wompas. Actually, that is more deep south like Miss. than Texas. So is: tumped over. My sister's 2nd ex-husband was from Miss.

She's as excited as a 'Cat in heat.'

"D'Jeet yet?" Meaning: "Did you eat, yet?"

Scoot a Boot. Meaning: Go dancing

"I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bull's balls!"


Don't just sit there like 'A bump on a log'.

Sunny Beaches.

Sorry is as sorry does.

[Nakia]

I'm fixin' ta'...Meaning: "I'm about to get started on it."

This I tell my critters all the time: "I'm workin' on it!" Usually when 'I'm fixin' ta' feed them.

'Ya'll got eny of dem der' (whatever your looking for...)

'I'm gonna' be all over you like stink on a bug.'  Meaning: "I'm going to beat the crap out of you."

"Yer gittin' a whuppin' fer dat!"

Better close your barn door. Your horses are gonna' get out. Meaning: 'Your fly on your zipper is open.'
I said that to a CO, a Sgt. at that, one morning at the metal detector at work as he was coming in. He looked at me & said, "Whut?" Some of the older Cos started laughing. He got the message & turned around to zip it. Don't know why he felt he had to turn around since he'd been standing there "exposed" for a few mins. already?  Not like I hadn't already seen all he had to offer...

Goin' down to the 'Cut & Shoot' Meaning: The bar for a drink.

"Git it & go!"

'Hung like a Bull'

Butt Ugly

She's so ugly, she's a 2 bagger. Meaning: It takes two bags put over her head for me to wanna'...you know what I mean...

[YoshiMike13]

go drop the cosby's off at the pool = take a shizz

[BPMar]

Here are some from my Ga. friend~

Over yonder, out the door
Drunker than cooter brown
You make my a*s itch
Kiss my a*s to the pink
Fence strattler
Cry titty
Britches
Don't bite off your nose to spite your face

 

I just used the "barn door" one on D's friend a few weeks ago! 

[wishforabird]

oo mikey that last one was racist! wow!  my dad had these 'isms' i saw some of them here.

"if you want a friend, BE a friend" that was Emerson but he said it ALL The time when we were bickering.
if we told him we wanted something he would say "want in one hand and spit in the other, see which one fills up first.." I never even thought it could have been a cuss word Nakia! LOL!

my NY native friend says a lot of them, like "he is not worth the powder to blow him to hell!"
and "it is hotter than the hinges of hell in here!"

some that float around here are:
"ghetto is as ghetto does"
"you are slower than molasses in January!"

ok thought of a few more
since we became parents, we have the V chip thingy in our heads lol, so we say this stuff instead of cussing..
hubbys fav it seems: "GOD BLESS AMERICA " when he is mad/frustrated! LOL!!
smoother than butter off a bald monkey!

dang I drew a blank lol!!

[BuffaloParrot]

Uglier than a bag of a$$holes

Bust a$$ (fart)

Your so ugly it makes me want to slap your mama

You drive like old people *bleep*

It's like shooting someone with a squirt gun when they're dying of thirst

[wishforabird]

when facing a [impossible] situation- or when the action is not equal to the task: "it's like bailing out the Titanic with a teaspoon!"

"like pouring perfume on a pig!" 

when someone has made a mountain out of a mole hill: "did the world end? get over it":