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DIVORCE vs. MURDER

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« on: June 04, 2012, 03:09:26 am »

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband; that's
against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell
me you had a prescription."  :deer:
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 06:48:14 am »

 laugh laffhrd 2funny2
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 08:45:33 am »

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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 09:30:52 am »

 AWESWOME! I could picture the whole thing.  laffhrd
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 02:40:59 pm »

 lol
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 05:42:18 pm »

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2012, 08:39:06 am »

 worship worship worship i worship all your jokes! i love them
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