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« on: May 28, 2012, 04:41:40 pm »

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.
 She says, "human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who
 stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
 become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary."

The little girl said, "It sure was." "My kitty raised her back, went
'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'S*@#', the rottweiler
ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.   sad8
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 04:52:26 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 05:09:11 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2012, 06:53:26 am »

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2012, 09:41:13 am »

bwhahahaaaaa!!!  laffhrd
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 08:35:32 am »

LOL do you guys make these up or do you find them online?
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 10:52:34 am »

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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2012, 05:10:18 am »

LOL do you guys make these up or do you find them online?

 :laffhrd:I have been known to make some things up 2funny2 oh :deer: But...most of the stuff I've put on here I found online or it was sent to me.  dmblaf
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2012, 12:40:13 pm »

oh haha thats cool!
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