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« on: May 28, 2012, 04:26:42 pm »

A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day,
 but at night, the car just won't move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week
(but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar
 dealers and they send out a technician.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing
 wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and ask,
 "Ma'am, are you using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies, "You fool, you idiot,
 how on earth could you ask such a question?"
"I'm not stupid you know!" "Of course I am using the right gears."
"I use D during the day and N at night.  :deer:
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 05:07:39 pm »

 lol ..  slaph
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-Julian Robert; MY SOMEDAY Conure, born April 5, 2010 :)
            came home: June 29, 2010
-*Stellaluna 12/15/08-11/1/10; sky-blue budgie
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