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Bottle of Wine

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« on: May 12, 2012, 02:57:09 am »

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
    Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in
mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
    The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live
    in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at
   fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
   this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
   The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman  replies, 'No, I think I'll wait for the police...'

                          MORAL OF THE STORY:      
                      Women are clever, evil people!      oh wink1
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 10:45:34 am »

Indeed!   laugh
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