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« on: April 10, 2012, 01:15:18 am »

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older woman: Is there a problem officer?
Traffic cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older woman: Oh, I see.

Traffic cop: Can I see your license please?
Older woman: Well, I would give it to you, but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older woman: No, I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Older woman: I can't do that.

Traffic cop: Why not?
Older woman: I stole this car.
Traffic cop: Stole it?
Older woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic cop: You did WHAT?
Older woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while
calling for back up. Within 5 mins. 5 police cars circle the old lady's car. A senior
officer slowly approaches her car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer #2: Ma'am. could you step out of your vehicle please?
The woman steps out of her car.
Older woman: Is there a problem, sir?

Officer  #2: My colleague tells me you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?
Officer #2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car?
The woman opens the trunk revealing nothing in there.

Officer #2: Is this your car ma'am?
Older woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned!

Officer #2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs in her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
her  license to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer #2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled as I was told by my officer here
that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Older woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too!

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 05:05:47 am »

oh that is good!
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 06:23:57 am »

Lol thats funny. I would never think of something like that.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2012, 02:03:54 am »

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