Buffalo Parrot Squawk Forums
November 30, 2021, 12:48:39 pm
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: IMPORTANT LINKS
BuffaloParrot.com
Forum Code of Conduct
Forum Portal
Contact us via Email: buffaloparrot@buffaloparrot.com
Squawk It Up!

Welcome to the Buffalo Parrot Squawk Forums!Play our Daily Trivia Game! New Questions Daily!
 
  Home Help Search Arcade Downloads Gallery Links RECENT POSTS Staff List Calendar Login Register Chat  

Dying Man's Cookies.

Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Dying Man's Cookies.  (Read 79 times)
Nakia
Administrator
Parrot Trooper
*

Like my post 52
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 3,260


Name~De'Andrea~AKA~Turquoise~Joined: 01/25/2012



Badges: (View All)
« on: March 25, 2012, 05:47:35 am »

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma
of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining
strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his
way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs,
gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door
frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there
spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite
chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven indeed? Or was it one final act of heroic love from
his devoted wife seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees
in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was
already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand,
shockingly made it's way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly
smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral!"  oh
Report Spam   Logged

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

YoshiMike13
Splendid Sr. Member
***

Like my post 7
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,302




Badges: (View All)
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 08:58:21 am »

Omg that is horrible yet so funny!! XD
Report Spam   Logged
Debz
Hyacinth Member
*

Like my post 32
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 8,779




Badges: (View All)
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 09:10:28 am »

 slaph
Report Spam   Logged


Pippo -4 year old normal gray male tiel
Catania -3.5 year old pearl lutino female tiel
Home in Colorado
Ditty
Hyacinth Member
*

Like my post 44
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 8,425


Ditty



Badges: (View All)
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 09:58:24 am »

haha that IS horrible and funny
Report Spam   Logged

BirdCrazy
Splendid Sr. Member
***

Like my post 18
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 1,076




Badges: (View All)
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 01:30:56 pm »

So wrong....yet so funny! *snicker*
Report Spam   Logged

BuffaloParrot
Guest

Badges: (View All)
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 07:03:17 pm »

 dmblaf
Report Spam   Logged
grey782163
Sig
Super Moderator
Splendid Sr. Member
*

Like my post 37
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,237




Badges: (View All)
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 11:18:01 pm »

Wickedly twisted! I love it!
Report Spam   Logged

Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by EzPortal
| More
VOTE FOR US!
TopSiteList
Bookmark this site!
Powered by SMF | SMF © 2016, Simple Machines
Privacy Policy