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Title: daily chuckle
Post by: Debz on June 17, 2011, 01:22:03 pm
To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. Write In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, For Marijuana.
2. Order  a Diet Water , with  a serious face, whenever you go out to eat
 
3. Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To  Go'.
4. Sing Along At  The Opera.
5. Five days In advance, tell your friends you Can't Attend
Their Party  Because You have a  headache.
6. When  Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking  lot,
Yelling 'Run  For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell  Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The  Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You  Go.'

And  The Final Way To  Keep A Healthy Level Of sanity
           
 
8. PICK UP A BOX  OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE  FITTING ROOM IS.


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: BuffaloParrot on June 17, 2011, 02:20:46 pm
I gotta remember to do #8 :2funny2:


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: wishforabird on June 17, 2011, 03:44:43 pm
LOL!!!! I couldn't pull most of these off!! no poker face!!  :stupid1: they are hilarious!!!
 :laffhrd:


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: Ditty on June 17, 2011, 06:34:30 pm
OMG I gotta remember some of those, so doing some of them.   :laffhrd:


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: Debz on June 17, 2011, 08:52:43 pm
I wish I had kids so that I could do #7.  Ditty? Wishy?  I could see Ditty doing that one.  :laffhrd:


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: Ditty on June 18, 2011, 11:06:48 am
Oh Debz I am doing all but 4 and 8.   :laffhrd:


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: Debz on June 18, 2011, 09:45:39 pm
 :laffhrd:  so I did a variation of #1 a few times "For sexual favors" *snicker* gave it to... :confused: Pizza delivery guy, a to cash ck given to a drive through teller  :think:  and an unsuspecting friend of Xman.  :laugh:   *snort
So what did the kids say to your #7???


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: BuffaloParrot on June 18, 2011, 10:48:37 pm
For me #7 is a constant with my beautiful now big children.  I always just give them that look (esp the Daughter) and say.. " I can take you out right now and make another that looks just like you!" :smokinjoe:


Title: Re: daily chuckle
Post by: vistosmommy on June 19, 2011, 01:41:41 pm
I love it!!! I am so telling my kids #7 next week.