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For Your Entertainment => Jokes => Topic started by: Erithacus on April 27, 2011, 10:22:02 pm

Title: Migrating to Australia.
Post by: Erithacus on April 27, 2011, 10:22:02 pm
A Chinese man decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai.

He bought a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in,
the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new
guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he
sees theChinese man running around his frontyard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the
welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on
the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man
urinate into a glass and then drink  it. Not wanting to interrupt another
'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he
sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pause...., and
then put his head next to the bull's bum.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and
says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over
to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard
after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then
today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about *bleep*
on you.'

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand,
these no ...  Chinese customs. I doing, these Australian Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'

'Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man, 'He say
to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks, ..... get piss drunk,
and .... listen to bull-*bleep*.'

Title: Re: Migrating to Australia.
Post by: BuffaloParrot on April 28, 2011, 12:07:55 pm