Buffalo Parrot Squawk Forums

I saw this game on another forum, and thought it might be fun to try here.  The object is one member makes a wish and the next member grants it, but it ends up being well, corrupted.  Then that person makes a wish and so on.

Example:
1st member:  I wish my budgie would start talking.

2nd member response: Wish granted,but now he tells all the family secrets to anyone who will listen!  I wish.......

I'll start I guess.  I wish I had a bigger house.....

Wish granted, but a family of homeless crack heads are squatting in your game room.

now you need to make a wish. :bananarama:

Oh I cant wait until this gets rolling, I love this game lol

Aw, the heck with it!  Let's start over!  I will make another wish! Just remember after you grant the wish, then you need to make one yourself to keep it going.

I wish Clyde my IRN wanted to be my friend! :hugu:

Wish granted..now, where ever you go, he goes..problem is he screams and flaps at anyone that gets near you.

I wish i had my own house near close friends...

Granted, however your new house is haunted and your friends think you are crazy... :slaph:

I wish Fawkes would stop plucking!

wish granted.  Fawkes no longer plucks, but now you do!

I wish I was in better shape! :smokinjoe:

wish granted. you are in better shape but everyone expects you to help them move!

I wish my creditors would lose my phone number

granted, now they are knocking at your door!

I wish I had the money to hire a mute, blind but hot masseur.

Granted, but "he" has herpes!

Wish I had a bucket of fresh cooked wings delivered daily to my door!! :dinner:

Granted but the chicken is rotten everyday...

I wish I could see my little sister...

I didn't like that! :notcare:

Granted, but she is now jobless, knocked up with triplets, has an allergy to birds, and has moved in! :smokinjoe:
Wish I could live in New Mexico! :worship: :ipray:

 :bugeye: LOL my sister is 8 years old  :laugh:

Granted BUT...your homeless and the cold and snow follows you.

I wish it was summer

Granted, but you will have to wear a thick coat throughout the whole summer  :lol:

I wish I could visit my daughter in the USA!

Granted -- but you have to visit De and I.

I wish school would hurry up and end for the year.

Granted - but the kids come to your house for summer camp.

I wish my laundry would put itself away

Granted, but, you have to iron it each day  :smile3:

I wish I was 21 again!

 rofl2 Oh these crack me up!! pnk

Granted~~But your Mom moves in with you cause she is really old by now and makes you remove that DARN tattoo!

I wished I was rich enough to build my birds a mansion to live in.

Granted, but you can not live in the mansion with your birds.

I wish I could meet John Barrowman!

Granted~~But he steals Jester when your back is turned and sells him to a traveling circus where they make him wear silly wigs and funny ballet tutus.

I wish my house would clean itself without my help. 

i'm granting my own wish and now I wear special glasses that makes my house look clean~~I can live with that!! But then my glasses break and I have to move and live under a bridge cause I can no longer get into my door the house is so full. :lol1:

I wished the summer would just move into fall so it will be cool again here in Texas!  :sweaten:

Granted, but the fall isn't as cool as you want it to be (you do live in Texas after all).

I wish I could completely remodel my house.

Granted, but the contractors are very slow and end up moving in with you. 5 years later the remodeling is still not finished, you have a huge hole in your bedroom wall that they never cover back up and the raccoons are raiding your kitchen cabinets every night. They even learn how to open your refrigerator! rofl2

I wished I could afford all the parrots I'd still love to have in my flock. :hmm:

Granted, but you have to sell up and move to the UK with all your birds  :thumb:

I wish something went right in my life for a change!

Granted, but then something goes bad in your friend's life.

I wish I could find another Green Cheek to add to my flock!

Granted, but you are not allowed to have it in your room!

I wish my house sale would stop going wrong!

Granted but you have to move to the US and alternate living with De and I.

I wish I had the energy to stay at the gym all day and lose this weight.

Granted, but you end up loosing way too much weight!

I wish that the camp I am going to tomorrow lasted longer then 4 days.

Granted, but you are not allowed to join in the fun  :hehe2:

I wish our weather would improve again!

Granted, but the sun cooks all your pretty plants and you can't find new ones to replace them with.

I wished my internet at home was more stable.

Granted, but, you can only use it for 1 hour a day  :eek: :eek:

I wish my life would run smoothly for a change!

 :laffhrd: Ummm Wendy, sometimes that is ALL I can get of actual <No Drama> internet use!!  :lol1:

Granted, but then you run out into the street naked flapping your arms wildly like wings cause your life became too boring from all the "life running smoothly for a change " you were fed up with.  :hehe:

I wished I could figure out how I could retire already with plenty of money to take care of me & my critter kids. Oh I guess I should allow Jerry to share in this fantasy.  :dmblaf:

Granted, but then Jerry runs off with a hot blonde and aol my money. But she brings him back broke when the cash runs out and I end up working  to support them both.  :eek:

I wished the time change would stay the same yr round! I hate having to get used to it. :sadboy3:

Granted, but it will stay dark all the time  :eek:

I wish I could be 21 again  :hehe2: