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Title: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 18, 2009, 09:27:43 pm
I used to do these things, Crosswits"  where you would name nouns, verbs, etc then fill in the blanks and make crazy stories. I wrote a little narrative, and now need you all to fill in the blanks. After I get a few, I will post. I don't want to post the story yet, then you will not be surprized.

As a refresher
Noun - a person, place or thing
adjective - describes a noun - big, little, color, etc
verb - action word "run, play, walk, sing, etc"
adverb - describes a verb - quickly, gladly, - usually ends in  "ly"
exclamation " Holy smokes! Yikes! " etc

Lets make this fun....try and come up with some good stuff...
here's what I need

1. NOUN-

2. NOUN

3. NOUN

4.  EXCLAMATION

5. ADJECTIVE

6. PLACE

7. ANIMALS

8. ADJECTIVE

9. ADJECTIVE

10. ADJECTIVE

11. VERB

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT

13. BODY PART

14.  BODY PART

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT

16. A LIQUID

17. VERB

18 VERB

19. ADJECTIVE

20. KIND OF DOCTOR


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 18, 2009, 09:32:15 pm
woowee! Like mad libs! :D


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 18, 2009, 09:34:37 pm
Yes, I stand corrected, thats what it was MadLibs. I used to love these!


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 18, 2009, 09:48:39 pm
1. pencil
2. football
3. refrigerater
4. "Hot dang!"
5. green
6. Dairy Queen
7. raccoons
8. fat
9. gassy
10. greasy
11. gallop
12. pizza
13. thumb
14. pancreas
15. buffalo wings
16. mountain dew
17. yell
18. vibrate
19. amazed
20. proctologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Debz on October 18, 2009, 10:36:28 pm

1. NOUN-    priest

2. NOUN   - lollipop

3. NOUN -   onion

4.  EXCLAMATION   “holy Matza cracker!”

5. ADJECTIVE -  tantalizing

6. PLACE-    Intercourse, PA

7. ANIMALS  - mole

8. ADJECTIVE-  delicious

9. ADJECTIVE- humid

10. ADJECTIVE- cranky

11. VERB-scream

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- squid

13. BODY PART -  labia Majora

14.  BODY PART-  toe

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- cookie

16. A LIQUID- mercury

17. VERB - attract

18 VERB- moan

19. ADJECTIVE-rude

20. KIND OF DOCTOR - Cardiologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BrilliantFids on October 18, 2009, 11:17:40 pm
1. NOUN- Marker

2. NOUN- taxi driver

3. NOUN- dollar bill

4.  EXCLAMATION- Bloody H*ell

5. ADJECTIVE Giant

6. PLACE- Baraboo,WI

7. ANIMALS- Horse

8. ADJECTIVE Stinky

9. ADJECTIVE Loose

10. ADJECTIVE Funky

11. VERB Sniffing

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT

13. BODY PART Ear lobe

14.  BODY PART Butt cheek

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT Pizza

16. A LIQUID  Coffee

17. VERB Scream

18 VERB punch

19. ADJECTIVE purple

20. KIND OF DOCTOR Pediatrician


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: sophiemae on October 19, 2009, 12:57:41 am

1. NOUN- Emerald city

2. NOUN- Kabob

3. NOUN- Toilet

4.  EXCLAMATION- Whoopee!

5. ADJECTIVE- Teensy

6. PLACE- Madagascar

7. ANIMALS - Unicorn

8. ADJECTIVE- Ginormous

9. ADJECTIVE- Purple

10. ADJECTIVE- Putrid

11. VERB- Painstakingly

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- Brussel Sprouts

13. BODY PART- Pinky Toe

14.  BODY PART- Eyelash

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- Squid

16. A LIQUID- Puke

17. VERB- Begrudgingly

18 VERB- Slowly

19. ADJECTIVE- Deductive

20. KIND OF DOCTOR- Radiologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BPMar on October 19, 2009, 05:24:52 am




1. NOUN- Depths of Hell

2. NOUN- Lucifer

3. NOUN- Pitch fork

4.  EXCLAMATION- Jiminie Cricket!

5. ADJECTIVE- Copious

6. PLACE- Transylvania

7. ANIMALS- Gargoyle

8. ADJECTIVE- Emulsified

9. ADJECTIVE- liquefied

10. ADJECTIVE- Silver

11. VERB- crushing

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- liver

13. BODY PART- aorta

14.  BODY PART- phalanges

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- mushroom

16. A LIQUID- bile

17. VERB-howl

18 VERB- bark

19. ADJECTIVE- microscopic

20. KIND OF DOCTOR- nephrologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BuffaloParrot on October 19, 2009, 06:03:31 am
1. NOUN- Fan

2. NOUN -Marlene

3. NOUN - Bathroom

4.  EXCLAMATION- Wee Doggy!

5. ADJECTIVE- Red

6. PLACE- New Mexico

7. ANIMALS- Parrots

8. ADJECTIVE- Huge

9. ADJECTIVE- White

10. ADJECTIVE- Microscopic

11. VERB- Skip

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- Pizza

13. BODY PART- Breast

14.  BODY PART- Arm

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- Beef Jerky

16. A LIQUID- Beer

17. VERB- Whistle

18 VERB- Limp

19. ADJECTIVE- Gigantic

20. KIND OF DOCTOR- Ortho


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Ditty on October 19, 2009, 12:04:09 pm
1. NOUN- cup

2. NOUN -dog

3. NOUN -ice cube

4.  EXCLAMATION- Holy Crap!

5. ADJECTIVE- springy

6. PLACE- home

7. ANIMALS- Parrots

8. ADJECTIVE- Wild

9. ADJECTIVE- fast

10. ADJECTIVE- feathery

11. VERB- jump

12. SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- Pizza

13. BODY PART- big toe

14.  BODY PART- finger

15.  SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT- bread

16. A LIQUID- water

17. VERB- hit

18 VERB- pull

19. ADJECTIVE- beautiful

20. KIND OF DOCTOR- sex therapist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 02:54:55 pm
BY DITTY:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his CUP and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard DOG yell,  Mar open the ICE CUBE and let our guests in.
We walked in and went, HOLY CRAP , immediately struck by the SPRINGYNESS of their home. All over the HOME-were all kinds of pet PARROTS
Some were WILD some were FAST and all were FEATHERY.
After we spent time JUMPing the pets, we were invited for  PIZZA
D spent the whole time with one of the PARROTS snuggled close to his BIG TOE while Mar kept one on her FINGER
We ate BREAD  and drank WATER then the  four of us  HIT eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to PULL away
those two are a bit- BEAUTIFUL and need to see a SEX THERAPIST


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 02:59:58 pm
BY DAD:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his FAN and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard MARLENE yell,  Mar open the BATHROOM and let our guests in.
We walked in and went, WEE DOGGY, immediately struck by the REDNESS of their home. All over NEW MEXICO -were all kinds of pet PARROTS
Some were HUGE some were WHITE and all were MICROSCOPIC.
After we spent time SKIPPINGing the pets, we were invited for  PIZZA
D spent the whole time with one of the PARROTS snuggled close to his BREAST while Mar kept one on her ARM
We ate BEEF JERKY   and drank BEER then the  four of us  WHISTLED  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to LIMP away
those two are a bit- GIGANTIC and need to see a ORTHO


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 03:08:03 pm
BY BPMAR:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his DEPTHS OF HELL and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard LUCIFER yell,  Mar open the PITCHFORK and let our guests in.
We walked in and went, JIMINIE CRICKET!, immediately struck by the COPIOUSNESS  of their home. All over TRANSYLVANIA -were all kinds of pet GARGOYLES
Some were EMULSIFIED some were LIQUIFIED and all were SILVER
After we spent time CRUSHing the pets, we were invited for  LIVER
D spent the whole time with one of the PARROTS snuggled close to his AORTA while Mar kept one on her PHALANGES
We ate MUSHROOMS and drank BILE then the  four of us  HOWLED  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to BARK away
those two are a bit- MICROSCOPIC and need to see a NEPHROLOGIST


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 03:17:11 pm
BY SOPHIE:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his EMERALD CITY and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard KABOB yell,  Mar open the TOILET and let our guests in.
We walked in and went, WHOOPIE!, immediately struck by the TEENSINESS of their home. All over MADAGASGAR -were all kinds of pet UNICORNS
Some were GINORMOUS some were PURPLE and all were PUTRID
After we spent time PAINSTAKing the pets, we were invited for  BRUSSEL SPROUTS
D spent the whole time with one of the UNICORNS  snuggled close to his PINKY TOE while Mar kept one on her EYE LASH
We ate SQUID and drank PUKE then the  four of us  BEGRUDGED  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to SLOWLY away
those two are a bit- DEDUCTIVE and need to see a RADIOLOGIST 


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BPMar on October 19, 2009, 03:36:15 pm
 2funny.gif
I take it none of you will be wanting to visit us?????   :D


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BPMar on October 19, 2009, 03:41:46 pm
Jadze, this is really fun!!   evil.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 03:45:50 pm
BY BFIDS:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his MARKER and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard TAXI DRIVER  yell,  Mar open the DOLLAR BILL  and let our guests in.
We walked in and went, BLOODY HELL!, immediately struck by the GIANTNESS of their home. All over BARABOO,WI -were all kinds of pet HORSES
Some were STINKY some were LOOSE and all were FUNKY
After we spent time SNIFFing the pets, we were invited for  PIZZA
D spent the whole time with one of the HORSES  snuggled close to his EAR LOBE while Mar kept one on her BUTT CHEEK
We ate PIZZA and drank COFFEE then the  four of us  SCREAMED (AT)  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to PUNCH away
those two are a bit- PURPLE and need to see a PEDIATRICIAN  



Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 03:47:13 pm
2funny.gif
I take it none of you will be wanting to visit us?????   :D
i 'LL PASS....... 2funny.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 19, 2009, 03:49:12 pm
I have been laughing my [noun] off at this! 2funny.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 03:54:28 pm
BY DEBZ:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his PRIEST  and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard LOLLIPOP yell,  Mar open the ONION and let our guests in.
We walked in and went,  “holy Matza cracker!, immediately struck by the TANTALIZINGNESS of their home. All over INTERCOURSE,PA -were all kinds of pet MOLES
Some were DELICIOUS some were HUMID and all were CRANKY
After we spent time SCREAMing the pets, we were invited for  SQUID
D spent the whole time with one of the MOLES snuggled close to his LABIA MAJORA ( 2funny.gif) while Mar kept one on her TOE
We ate COOKIES and drank MERCURY then the  four of us  ATTRACTED  eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to MOAN away
those two are a bit- RUDE and need to see a CARDIOLOGIST


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 03:55:47 pm
READ ON....BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW D HAD A LABIA!!!!!   2funny.gif 2funny.gif 2funny.gif 2funny.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 04:01:26 pm
BY LOONIE:

My trip to see Mar and D in Buffalo
My friend  and I decided to take a trip to visit Mar and D. We jumped in his PENCIL   and drove to buffalo. We got to their house and rang the bell I heard FOOTBALL yell,  Mar open the REFRIGERATOR and let our guests in.
We walked in and went,  “HOT DANG!, immediately struck by the GREEN-NESS of their home. All over DAIRY QUEEN-were all kinds of pet RACCOONS
Some were FAT some were GASSY and all were GREASY
After we spent time GALLOPing the pets, we were invited for  PIZZA
D spent the whole time with one of the RACCOON snuggled close to his THUMB while Mar kept one on her PANCREAS
We ate BUFFALO WINGS and drank MOUNTAIN DEW then the  four of us  YELL   eachother until  we fell asleep
Just between you and me, I couldn't wait to VIBRATE away
those two are a bit- AMAZED and need to see a PROCTOLOGIST


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 04:02:37 pm
i THINK THIS WORKED OUT GREAT. i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.........


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 19, 2009, 04:15:17 pm
whew! I'll bet this wore you out!   ALL That typing! :o


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 04:17:45 pm
whew! I'll bet this wore you out!   ALL That typing! :o
Not really
Copy, cut and paste.......


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Debz on October 19, 2009, 04:19:19 pm
LOL! 2funny.gif    2funny.gif   Good lord! That's funny! I always suspected D to have a labia!  2funny.gif 2funny.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BuffaloParrot on October 19, 2009, 05:15:48 pm
Labia! >:(  The only thing that makes sense here is the eating of Mushrooms :o  Honestly though?  I needed this! 2funny.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 19, 2009, 06:52:46 pm
this was soooooooo funny.....i think i'll write one, too! :D


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Ditty on October 19, 2009, 07:02:36 pm
I had to stop reading I was laughing so hard!
What is with you holding parrots on your toes D?  Footsie fettish huh?


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 19, 2009, 07:39:23 pm
i made up one, now i don't know what to do with it! :-[


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 19, 2009, 08:01:00 pm
okay, I wrote one! this is what i need....

1.verb
2. noun
3. animal
4. adjective
5. body part
6. type of food
7. adjective
8. forum member
9. body part
10. adjective
11.  adjective
12.  noun
13.  adverb
14. a place
15. forum member
16. adjective
17. type of food
18. liquid
19. adjective
20. adjective
21. adjective
22.forum member
23.adverb
24. noun
25. adjective
26. type of doctor



Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Ditty on October 19, 2009, 08:52:37 pm
1.verb- Hopping
2. noun- computer
3. animal-tiger
4. adjective-bright
5. body part-rib
6. type of food -sushi
7. adjective-scary
8. forum member-Debz
9. body part-nipple
10. adjective-hairy
11.  adjective-shiny
12.  noun-book
13.  adverb-expedisciously
14. a place-Aruba
15. forum member-BF
16. adjective-soft
17. type of food-hot chicken wings
18. liquid-gasoline
19. adjective-burnt
20. adjective -deliscious
21. adjective-windy
22.forum member-D
23.adverb-quickly
24. noun-chair
25. adjective-fantastic
26. type of doctor-plastic surgeon


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 19, 2009, 09:21:37 pm
1.verb - slither
2. noun - wart
3. animal - pin worm
4. adjective - crusty
5. body part - sweat gland
6. type of food - tuna
7. adjective - oily
8. forum member - LOONIE
9. body part - va jay jay
10. adjective - hairy
11.  adjective- scaley
12.  noun - pimple
13.  adverb - lumberingly
14. a place - 4th level  of hell
15. forum member - sweet little erins
16. adjective - sloppy
17. type of food - cat food
18. liquid - urine
19. adjective - frothy
20. adjective - mucosy
21. adjective - jiggly
22.forum member - Ditty
23.adverb - sloppily
24. noun - hair follicle
25. adjective - stiff
26. type of doctor - gynocologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BrilliantFids on October 19, 2009, 11:12:27 pm
 2funny.gif OMG! I was eating when I started reading this, lmfao....I so needed this! I will answer Loonies too but I need to stop laughing so hard first lolololol.


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Mi Amore on October 19, 2009, 11:18:36 pm
i wanted to play :-\


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: looniebirds on October 19, 2009, 11:25:58 pm
play mine. it's new! :)


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: sophiemae on October 20, 2009, 12:48:16 am
That was hilarious  2funny.gif


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: sophiemae on October 20, 2009, 12:51:34 am
Where is yours Loonie? I can't find it  ???


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BrilliantFids on October 20, 2009, 01:02:56 am
1.verb - throw
2. noun - booger
3. animal - Tiger
4. adjective - Slimey
5. body part - Belly Button
6. type of food - Mashed potatoes
7. adjective - sticky
8. forum member - Mi Amore
9. body part - Nostril
10. adjective - prickly
11.  adjective- loud
12.  noun - Lotion
13.  adverb - Slipping
14. a place - The Bathroom
15. forum member - Jades
16. adjective - Watery
17. type of food - Applesauce
18. liquid - Chicken Broth
19. adjective - salty
20. adjective - smokey
21. adjective - Jingly
22.forum member - D
23.adverb - Slowly
24. noun - Testicle
25. adjective - lumpy
26. type of doctor - Radiologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BrilliantFids on October 20, 2009, 01:04:02 am
Soph Just copy mine that I just posted and change the words.


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Mi Amore on October 20, 2009, 01:50:00 am
1.verb-slam
2. noun-tiffani
3. animal-cockatiel
4. adjective-runny
5. body part-bum
6. type of food -french fry
7. adjective-fruity
8. forum member-looniebirds
9. body part-belly button
10. adjective-rusty
11.  adjective-crazy
12.  noun-sereniti
13.  adverb-slowly
14. a place-stillwater bird fair
15. forum member-macawlover2
16. adjective-stinky
17. type of food-pumpkin pie
18. liquid-faygo red pop
19. adjective-lovely
20. adjective-angelic
21. adjective-nasty
22.forum member-debz
23.adverb-quickly
24. noun-sephora
25. adjective-sweetly
26. type of doctor-vet


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: sophiemae on October 20, 2009, 02:28:18 am
Duh!...don't know why I didn't see that earlier...Thanks  :)


1.verb- Tumble
2. noun- grass
3. animal- sloth
4. adjective- stinky
5. body part- butt
6. type of food- pickles
7. adjective- greedy
8. forum member- BirdCrazy
9. body part- nostril
10. adjective - luscious
11.  adjective- lazy
12.  noun - carpet
13.  adverb- sparingly
14. a place- Ireland
15. forum member- Ditty
16. adjective- spry
17. type of food- humus
18. liquid- fish tank water
19. adjective- cranky
20. adjective- bloody
21. adjective - witty
22.forum member- Thetim53
23.adverb- clumsily
24. noun- beach
25. adjective- cloudy
26. type of doctor - proctologist


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: Jadesmom on October 20, 2009, 04:21:16 am
I'm helping.....more to come later today. I have an AM appt. then Loonie will be posting her stuff. So everybody get their answers in. Once its posted , it takes the fun out of it.


Title: Re: A new game....crosswits
Post by: BPMar on October 20, 2009, 05:45:43 am




1.verb-  SLAP
2. noun-  BLARNEY STONE
3. animal- LOCHNESS MONSTER
4. adjective-  MINUSCULE
5. body part-  OCCIPITAL BONE
6. type of food-  CHAMPAGNE
7. adjective- TURQUOISE
8. forum member-  THE TIM
9. body part- PERINEUM
10. adjective- WIDE
11.  adjective- SEE THRU
12.  noun- VERANDA
13.  adverb- SILLY
14. a place- UNDER THE COUCH
15. forum member- LOONIE
16. adjective- METALLIC
17. type of food- LIMBURGER CHEESE
18. liquid-  INK
19. adjective- PUNGENT
20. adjective- NOSTALGIC
21. adjective- AROMATIC
22.forum member- ZIMBA
23.adverb- STERNLY
24. noun-  FIRE PIT
25. adjective-BEWILDERED
26. type of doctor-  SURGEON