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For Your Entertainment => Jokes => Topic started by: Nakia on August 30, 2014, 11:31:40 pm

Title: ~~The Perils Of Playing Golf~~
Post by: Nakia on August 30, 2014, 11:31:40 pm
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
a  foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of  the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his  groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in  agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began  to apologize. 'Please allow me to help.
I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes,' the man replied.

He was in  obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his  hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her  hands inside.

She administered tender and artful
massage  for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!