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Title: Where Are My Glasses
Post by: Nakia on May 27, 2014, 11:58:48 pm
 WHERE ARE MY GLASSES
 
 
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
 
Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said.
 
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
 
She was "only thinking of me" she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
 
I did this and when I got  home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
 
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
 
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 
I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned  me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
 
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week."
 
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
 
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.  :oopse5:
 
 
 


Title: Re: Where Are My Glasses
Post by: Sapphire on May 28, 2014, 03:09:14 am
 :laugh: :laugh: Good one De'Andrea!


Title: Re: Where Are My Glasses
Post by: steptoe91(tozie) on May 28, 2014, 06:38:43 am
 :laugh: :laffhrd:

i HAVE to remember this one for the next time my daughter wants to fuss at me for never going  anywhere and spending all my time with the birds  :devil:


Title: Re: Where Are My Glasses
Post by: Debra on May 28, 2014, 09:00:54 am
Oh, I love this! Jerry even got a kick out of it!


Title: Re: Where Are My Glasses
Post by: Sapphire on May 28, 2014, 04:25:49 pm
One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.

"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.

"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.

"What window do you have open?"

"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"


Title: Re: Where Are My Glasses
Post by: Debra on May 28, 2014, 06:54:28 pm
Gotta love them blondes! lol

Wendy, now do you resemble this one? lol