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Title: For Nakia...
Post by: Jadesmom on July 24, 2012, 08:04:38 pm
Thought you might like this.....

DR. SEUSS'
GOLDEN YEARS VERSE


The Golden Years have come at last.

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My body is drooping.
I have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years . . . can kiss my ass.    :bugeye:


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: Nakia on July 25, 2012, 12:18:41 am
 :laugh: Awesome!! :laffhrd:

Yes, Thank You....I love these kinda' poems... :handshappy:

Unfortunately, it is closer to the truth than I like to admit... :deer: :dmblaf:


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: Jadesmom on July 25, 2012, 12:58:14 am
:laugh: Awesome!! :laffhrd:



Unfortunately, it is closer to the truth than I like to admit... :deer: :dmblaf:

Same here   :oldg:


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: steptoe91(tozie) on July 25, 2012, 06:49:32 am
 :laugh: :laffhrd:


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: YoshiMike13 on July 25, 2012, 07:16:04 am
Lol that made me chuckle! Jokes like these make me happy that I'm still a youngen!!


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: Nakia on July 25, 2012, 01:38:07 pm
Lol that made me chuckle! Jokes like these make me happy that I'm still a youngen!!

BaHumBug!! :naughty: It's off to the Dungeon for Ye' Mikey.... :pit:

And Ye' shall stay there til you're old & feeble  :oldg: Or it twill be OFF with Ye' Ol' head! Arrrgh!!! :dmblaf:


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: YoshiMike13 on July 25, 2012, 03:23:57 pm
I want to be a little older to be honest. I want senior year over with already


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: Jadesmom on July 26, 2012, 08:17:31 pm
Enjoy your youth. It feels like I fell asleep at 15, and woke up at 50.


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: BuffaloParrot on July 26, 2012, 08:31:27 pm
I want to be a little older to be honest. I want senior year over with already

Idiot Boy!  :slaph:  Like I tell my kids :  Be careful what you wish for and enjoy what ya got NOW!  You got your youth, have no responsibilities, have summers off, holidays off, no kids up your ass, no bills, no stress even though you think you do.  Do not be in a hurry to "grow up".  It's overrated!  :oldg:


Title: Re: For Nakia...
Post by: Sondra on July 27, 2012, 04:51:02 am
Mike, enjoy being a kid, it's you're only REAL job right now other than getting good grades in school. Once you graduate high school you will be expected to take on REAL life  responsibilities.

It's wonderful you have a job now, where you can make some money for yourself, but you don't NEED to work to pay for a place to live, food on your table, the clothes on your back, a car, gas to get to and from work and to run errands, etc., but you will one day so just enjoy being a senior. Senior year is a GREAT time in your life, savour every minute, and enjoy your life.  :hugu: