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Title: The Psychiatrist and Proctologist.
Post by: Nakia on June 21, 2012, 02:28:10 am
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two
different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics". No go!

Next they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives". Thumbs down again!

Then came "Minds and Behinds". Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes". Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts". Not a chance!

"Nuts and Butts". No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks". Nope!

"Loons and Moons". Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it.  :deer:

Title: Re: The Psychiatrist and Proctologist.
Post by: BuffaloParrot on June 21, 2012, 02:08:35 pm