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Title: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: Nakia on June 03, 2012, 06:21:47 am
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands-free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: "Hello"

Woman: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw
the new models. I saw one I really liked."

Man: "How much?"

Woman: $90,000."

Man: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...I was talking to
Jamie and found out that the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000."
"They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty
thousand if that's what you really want."

Woman: "OK. I'll see you later!" I love you so much!"

Man: "Bye! I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"  :oopse5:


Title: Re: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: BPMar on June 03, 2012, 07:32:36 am
 :laffhrd:


Title: Re: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: Ditty on June 03, 2012, 10:57:03 am
 :oopse5: :hardlaf:


Title: Re: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: Debz on June 03, 2012, 11:10:58 am
lol... :laugh: Yeah baybeeee!!!


Title: Re: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: YoshiMike13 on June 03, 2012, 12:39:22 pm
LMAO!! thats funny! xD i can't imagine even imagine that!


Title: Re: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: BuffaloParrot on June 03, 2012, 02:03:50 pm
 :dmblaf:


Title: Re: The Perfect Husband.
Post by: wishforabird on June 04, 2012, 09:28:52 am
OMG!!! YES!! LOL!! NEVER Leave your cell phone unattended!!!  :laffhrd:  :bugeye: