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Title: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
Post by: Nakia on May 12, 2012, 03:14:51 am
10.  You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 9.  You can keep one gun at home and have
         another for when you're on the road.

 8.  If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
         will probably let you try it out a few times.

 7.  Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep
         another gun for backup.

 6.  Your gun will stay with you even if you run
         out of ammo.

 5.  A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look
         fat?'

 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
         use it.

And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... 

 1.  You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 


Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
Post by: Ditty on May 12, 2012, 11:03:09 am
 :laugh: :thumb:


Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
Post by: YoshiMike13 on May 13, 2012, 01:01:29 pm
OH MY GOD!!!! SOOOOO FUNNY!  :handshappy: :handshappy: :clap: :lol: :lol: