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Title: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: BuffaloParrot on January 05, 2012, 02:47:08 pm

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's parents never visit you.

Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than inside your wallet or desk.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff ...  :dog5:


Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: wishforabird on January 05, 2012, 05:01:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!  too bad dad didn't live long enough, he would have loved this...  SO damn true.............

don't know how those polygamist dudes do it..

 :deer:

 :nails: :nails: :nails: :nails: :nails: :nails: :nails: :nails:


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand at "that time of the month"  : 

 :deer:
 
:pipen:  :cwy:  :dknow:  :dufus:  :morn:  :sadbigeye:  :cry:  :scared1:  :cstars:  :sleepy:  :stupid1:




Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: steptoe91(tozie) on January 05, 2012, 05:05:35 pm
 :laffhrd: :laugh:


Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: BuffaloParrot on January 05, 2012, 06:42:30 pm
Damn, I forgot one!

When you fart, Dogs love it.


Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: wishforabird on January 05, 2012, 07:06:06 pm
SO TRUE!! LMAO!!
hubby can clear a room, and I am usually leading the pack!  :laugh:


Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: Ditty on January 05, 2012, 07:07:14 pm
love it and so true  :laffhrd:

and Wishy that is a perfect description....


Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: BuffaloParrot on January 05, 2012, 07:55:59 pm
Funny thing is though is when Zeus busts ass I don't particularly like it in one bit.  Kinda smells like digested Mummy or sometin :think:


Title: Re: Why some men have two dogs and not two wives
Post by: plantsandbirds on January 08, 2012, 07:53:38 am
 :laffin2:  :bananarama: