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« on: June 17, 2011, 01:22:03 pm » |
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. Write In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, For Marijuana. 2. Order a Diet Water , with a serious face, whenever you go out to eat 3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 4. Sing Along At The Opera. 5. Five days In advance, tell your friends you Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of sanity 8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 02:20:46 pm » |
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I gotta remember to do #8
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 03:44:43 pm » |
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LOL!!!! I couldn't pull most of these off!! no poker face!! they are hilarious!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 06:34:30 pm » |
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OMG I gotta remember some of those, so doing some of them.
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 08:52:43 pm » |
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I wish I had kids so that I could do #7. Ditty? Wishy? I could see Ditty doing that one.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 11:06:48 am » |
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Oh Debz I am doing all but 4 and 8.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 09:45:39 pm » |
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so I did a variation of #1 a few times "For sexual favors" *snicker* gave it to... Pizza delivery guy, a to cash ck given to a drive through teller and an unsuspecting friend of Xman. *snort So what did the kids say to your #7???
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 10:48:37 pm » |
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For me #7 is a constant with my beautiful now big children. I always just give them that look (esp the Daughter) and say.. " I can take you out right now and make another that looks just like you!" :smokinjoe:
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 01:41:41 pm » |
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I love it!!! I am so telling my kids #7 next week.
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