Let's talk about avian sex

[Debz]

Yes real. Mallards, I was just reading, are notorious for raping females. Because of their long "shvuadells" they sneak up on the female without having to wait for her consent. !!!

[looniebirds]

Dern, just when I thought it was safe to go in the water, too! :twirl:

[Debz]

Watch your back!   

[looniebirds]

I wish D would come on and take a look at this duck thingy dingy.

[macawlover2]

I think the only parrot with a "winkie" is the vasa parrot. 

Interesting stuff, lol

[Debz]

Oh yeah! That is one peculiar parrot, rather peculiar mating.

[Ditty]

Wow Mr Duck, I am impressed!  Not so much on the raping though...surprise Mrs Ducky!

[sophiemae]

The area that gets stimulated is the vent area in both the male and the female. When the vents rub together it signals the release of sperm from the male and the acceptance of the sperm from the female. So, if a male can find and object that creates the same sensation as a females vent would then he would "do the deed" in his own mind anyway even though there is no "true" female to accept the "package"

Holy dong duckman  No wonder why the females are continually trying to get away!

[wishforabird]

D is probably sitting on his hands to fight the urge to add something to this conversation! LOL! 

whether I like it or not, I get to see sparrow porn all the time in the yard, (oh GEEZ get a room, willya?) ..the kids think they are "playing" or wrestling or whatever and I will leave it at that for the time being! I always wondered if they kinda aim for the target and hope for the best, since there is nothing "external'.  Victor "LOVES" his concrete perch (ow!) and has been going for it a few times a day...

LOL DEbz you crack me up with the way you label your pictures sometimes! "schmekle!"   

[patti3birds]

Wow ...Ive learned more about birds today than I ever thought I would......TMI..for me :silence:

[Debz]

Wishy, you're the only person that ever noticed that! 
I thought this would be an interesting topic, for us to play with. *snort!* "to play with"...
I slay me!   
By the way, while on the topic.. Has anyone ever seen one of ISABELLA ROSSELLINI'S "Green Porno" on the Sundance Chanel.   You may find this helpful, Squish Squash..er..Wishy.  :twirl:  I gotta say, it really might be a tiny bit racy because she puts some adult humor into it... Never the less, very informative! I did not know snails where so...er..."lively"!!

[steptoe91(tozie)]

ya know, i thought this was  a very interesting topic. so last nite at dinner we were all talking and i piped up " ya know, parrots don't have winkys. " you know, kinda a conversation piece. and everyone looked at me like i had lobsters crawling out my ears. it was dead silence. hmmm. i don't get it. they weren't as interested as me. <snicker> even the birds were quiet, of course that was probably cause they were eating their chicken and mashed potatoes. we refer to dinner-time as "silence of the birds" . <giggle>

[Debz]

 

[BuffaloParrot]

   This is making me feel dirty!

[zimbasmom]

 I had to go back & see what you were talking about...looks like a cheeto to me 

 duck schmeckle