OMG, too cute...smelly Quaker undies!
That reminds me of a joke I once heard.
There was this door to door salesman trying to promote his laundry detergent. He stops at a house in the country & knocks on the door.
This rather haggard woman answers and the salesman proceeds to tell her about the product. Intrigued the woman invites him in. He sets a large bowl on the table, fills it with water & detergent. He then takes out handkerchief & begins to wash it while chanting, "Washy washy washy in the new blue cheer." Looks so neat, smells so sweet."
The lady is not too impressed so the salesman takes out a towel that looked to be dirty. He dips it into the bowl a few times, pulls it out and says his chant again. He then hands the towel to the woman to inspect. She looks at the salesman, stands up & pulls her panties off. She then says to him, " If you can make these look & smell as good, I will be a customer for life.
The salesman is smiling now, he just knows he has made a sale. He takes the panties, drops them in the bowl. He swirls them around a few time. Then he pulls them out of the bowl & begins his chant. "Washy washy washy in the new blue cheer." "Looks so neat, ummm, smells so... He dunks them back in the bowl while chanting, "Washy washy washy in the new blue cheer...
Sorry LittleBeaks, I just had to tell it.