Buffalo Parrot Squawk Forums
April 18, 2024, 07:37:46 pm
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: IMPORTANT LINKS
BuffaloParrot.com
Forum Code of Conduct
Forum Portal
Contact us via Email: buffaloparrot@buffaloparrot.com
Squawk It Up!

Welcome to the Buffalo Parrot Squawk Forums!Play our Daily Trivia Game! New Questions Daily!
 
  Home Help Search Arcade Downloads Gallery Links RECENT POSTS Staff List Calendar Login Register Chat  

What Religion is Your Bra?

Pages: [1]   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: What Religion is Your Bra?  (Read 295 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Nakia
Administrator
Parrot Trooper
*

Like my post 52
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 3,260


Name~De'Andrea~AKA~Turquoise~Joined: 01/25/2012



Badges: (View All)
Fourth year Anniversary Level 5 Third year Anniversary
« on: June 13, 2012, 05:28:11 am »
A man walked into the ladies department
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the
 counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

"Look around," said the clerk, as she showed a sea of
bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually," she said. "Even with all this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The clerk replied: "There are the Catholic, Salvation Army,
Presbyterian, and Baptist types. Which do you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them.

The clerk responded, "It is all really quite simple."

The Catholic type supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;

The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

The man said, "I think I'll just get her a nice scarf instead!"

Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely There. cwy
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double Dang!!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

But, they forgot about the German bra...HOLTZENFROMFLOPPEN!
Report Spam   Logged

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

steptoe91(tozie)
Flock Leader
*

Like my post 50
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 6,022




Badges: (View All)
Search Linux User Mobile User
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 06:41:44 am »
 laugh laffhrd 2funny2

then there's those 'in-between' sizes for us older types: C-extra long.   smile3
Report Spam   Logged


Beth, the crazy lady who lives on the corner

Skittles - scarlet macaw, Marley - black headed caique, Twiggy - quaker parrot, Ollie - yellow naped amazon, Caleb - Moluccan Cockatoo
wishforabird
WISHY
Flock Leader
*

Like my post 30
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 7,961


...all creatures great and small...



Badges: (View All)
Level 4 Combination Topic Starter
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 08:28:16 am »
LMAO!!!  laffhrd

i change churches very often apparently as I get older!
Report Spam   Logged
-Wishy


-Julian Robert; MY SOMEDAY Conure, born April 5, 2010 :)
            came home: June 29, 2010
-*Stellaluna 12/15/08-11/1/10; sky-blue budgie
            (the bird that started it all)*
-Victor Augustus; 2008- Aug 12, 2011; rest in peace, good sir.
* Colbie; 2010 * Easter Daffodil;  born spring 2011; * Nerhi; born spring 2011;
YoshiMike13
Splendid Sr. Member
***

Like my post 7
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,302




Badges: (View All)
Level 3 Combination Topic Starter
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 08:44:06 am »
TMI!!!
Report Spam   Logged
Nakia
Administrator
Parrot Trooper
*

Like my post 52
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 3,260


Name~De'Andrea~AKA~Turquoise~Joined: 01/25/2012



Badges: (View All)
Fourth year Anniversary Level 5 Third year Anniversary
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 09:38:38 am »
Quote from: YoshiMike13 on June 13, 2012, 08:44:06 am
TMI!!!

Awww, Mikey.... sadbigeye

I guess this is kinda' like the bird thing...You ain't got none...  laffhrd

Whatcha' gonna' do when you run outta' churches wishy?  oh

I think I'm just shrinking tozie...and I didn't have much raw material to work with... cwy
Report Spam   Logged
wishforabird
WISHY
Flock Leader
*

Like my post 30
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 7,961


...all creatures great and small...



Badges: (View All)
Level 4 Combination Topic Starter
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 02:18:54 pm »
Quote from: Nakia on June 13, 2012, 09:38:38 am
Quote from: YoshiMike13 on June 13, 2012, 08:44:06 am
TMI!!!

Awww, Mikey.... sadbigeye

I guess this is kinda' like the bird thing...You ain't got none...  laffhrd

Whatcha' gonna' do when you run outta' churches wishy?  oh

I think I'm just shrinking tozie...and I didn't have much raw material to work with... cwy

when I run outta churches?? LOL!! they all will accept you, I will just go wherever I fit in the best!! LOL!  laffhrd
Report Spam   Logged
-Wishy


-Julian Robert; MY SOMEDAY Conure, born April 5, 2010 :)
            came home: June 29, 2010
-*Stellaluna 12/15/08-11/1/10; sky-blue budgie
            (the bird that started it all)*
-Victor Augustus; 2008- Aug 12, 2011; rest in peace, good sir.
* Colbie; 2010 * Easter Daffodil;  born spring 2011; * Nerhi; born spring 2011;
BuffaloParrot
Guest

Badges: (View All)
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 02:44:58 pm »
 dmblaf
Report Spam   Logged
Ditty
Hyacinth Member
*

Like my post 44
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 8,425


Ditty



Badges: (View All)
Search Level 4 Windows User
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 09:21:10 pm »
I guess that would make mine a salvation army bra.  LOL 

The german one cracked me up!
Report Spam   Logged
grey782163
Sig
Super Moderator
Splendid Sr. Member
*

Like my post 37
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,237




Badges: (View All)
Third year Anniversary Linux User Mobile User
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 10:09:28 pm »
No matter what you do, gravity still works. When you take the bra off and the avalanche siren goes off, see a plastic surgeon
Report Spam   Logged
YoshiMike13
Splendid Sr. Member
***

Like my post 7
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,302




Badges: (View All)
Level 3 Combination Topic Starter
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 06:48:39 am »
Quote from: grey782163 on June 13, 2012, 10:09:28 pm
No matter what you do, gravity still works. When you take the bra off and the avalanche siren goes off, see a plastic surgeon


 laugh laugh lol lol lafin2

 worship worship
i now worship the ground you walk on!! that was HILARIOUS!
Report Spam   Logged
Ditty
Hyacinth Member
*

Like my post 44
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 8,425


Ditty



Badges: (View All)
Search Level 4 Windows User
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2012, 11:44:21 am »
GREY!   laffhrd laugh   thumb
Report Spam   Logged
wishforabird
WISHY
Flock Leader
*

Like my post 30
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 7,961


...all creatures great and small...



Badges: (View All)
Level 4 Combination Topic Starter
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2012, 05:23:25 pm »
Quote from: grey782163 on June 13, 2012, 10:09:28 pm
No matter what you do, gravity still works. When you take the bra off and the avalanche siren goes off, see a plastic surgeon

LMAO!
Report Spam   Logged
-Wishy


-Julian Robert; MY SOMEDAY Conure, born April 5, 2010 :)
            came home: June 29, 2010
-*Stellaluna 12/15/08-11/1/10; sky-blue budgie
            (the bird that started it all)*
-Victor Augustus; 2008- Aug 12, 2011; rest in peace, good sir.
* Colbie; 2010 * Easter Daffodil;  born spring 2011; * Nerhi; born spring 2011;
YoshiMike13
Splendid Sr. Member
***

Like my post 7
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1,302




Badges: (View All)
Level 3 Combination Topic Starter
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2012, 02:05:51 pm »
wishy! i totally forgot about that comment, you made me remember it and now i cant stop laughing!!
Report Spam   Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  

Powered by EzPortal
| More
VOTE FOR US!
TopSiteList
Bookmark this site!
Powered by SMF | SMF © 2016, Simple Machines
Privacy Policy