Biker's Club.

[Nakia]

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.
One day she goes up and knocks on the door.

A big hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club!"

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in
order to join. The biker ask, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...My bike's parked over there." And points to
a Harley in the driveway.

Somewhat impressed, the biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...Drink like a fish. "I'll drink any man in your
club under the table."

Hmmm..."Well, do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...Smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of
cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed with this little old lady now and asks, "Last question."
"Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute, then looks down at the floor. She then looks
squarely at the biker and says, "Nope, but I have been swung around by my
nipples a few times!"      

[YoshiMike13]

THAT IS FUNNY!! XD

[Ditty]

    
I gotta remember that one!

[BuffaloParrot]

 

[Debz]

    

[Mi Amore]