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Howdy!

 How ya'll doin'? Well, ahh guess ahh should introduce mahh self. I am Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn, ahmm just a little ol' sweeet southern gal...parrot that is. Ahmm told that mahh official title is an Eclectus parrot, whatever. :roll: I just know that ahmm just the purtiest little gal what evahh flew in ta' this li'l ol' place!  :twirl: OK, I am a bit more educated and I can talk with a little less southern syrupy accent when I want to.

 I was born someplace in the tip of Texas and I just got adopted by my new Mom a short while ago. She took me to her home someplace far away from my old home, but she says we still live in Texas.  :hmm:

 I'm still trying to figure that cat out. She's alright ahh guess, but she just doesn't understand me. She just doesn't realize a southern gal like me has special needs. Like, ahh needs a fancier place, a nicer place to powder mahh beak and only the finest cuisine will do for me, Miss Leyla Belle!  :nails: Ahh should have at least 3 parrots at my beck & call. Instead, I have to feed mahh little ol' self and I could break a nail. :Oh: Oh, what is a sweet southern gal like me ta' do?!!  :dknow:

Well, ahh gotta' go. It's early an ahh need ta' get mahh beauty sleep. Can't be too beautiful in this li'l ol' world, now can we?  :wink1: Ya'll take care an ya'll come back now, ya' hear!  :smile3:

Well Bless Your Heart!
Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn ~~~  :heartu:

that was so trucking cute! HOWDY!!

Wellll, HOWDY back to ya YoshiMike13.

How ya'll doin' up in yer neck o' tha' woods? That scrawny legged, featherless, funny beaked creature I address as mahh Mama told me ta' call you Mikey. She said you was just tha' sweeetest li'l ol' thang. And you wuz just OK in her books!  :smile3:

Well, Bless Your Heart, if Mama likes ya'. Ahhh likes ya'!  :thumb:

Ahhmm gonna' go have me a bite o' supper now, so ya'll take care. And ya'll come back ta' see me, ya' hear!

Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn ~~~ :heartu:

HAHAHA!! scrawny legged? well, I dont know what to say to that! you are so funny xD I am the sweetest little ol' thang!

Howdy sweet Gal  :hugu:

Well, Howdy Howdy Mistah AdminBP!  :smile3:

Mama tells me you are tha' boss round here an I gots ta' be real nice to ya'. Guess ahhh better go make shore mahh eyelashes have nuff mascara on 'em so's ahh can flutter them real purty like should we get ta' meet.  :loveuk:

Mama wuznt home much taday so's ahh didn't get ta' do nuthin' fun nor inythang! Ahhh do declare those macaw boys Mama says are mahhh brothers...whatever... :roll: are tha noisiest bunch o' hooligans Mama coulda ever picked up! Why they are all up in mahh bizniss an callin' me names an ahhh just can't have any privacy with them around mahh house. Mama says they're just tryin' ta' get ta' know me an are just a couple o' sweeet boys, but Mama don't see or hear them like ahhh does when she ain't home.  :somad: Ahhhm just glad they are way over on tha other side an ahh don't havta' share mahh powder room with 'em.  :Oh:

Ahhh better go for now, Mama says ahhh can only have a few minutes ta' write an that ahh gotta' keep doin' good with mahh lessons if ahh wanna' keep bloggin'. Well, them macaw boys shore don't get ta' blog!! HAHA.... :tongueout:

Ya'll take care an Ya'll come back, ya' hear!

Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn ~~~ :heartu:

Howdy Ya'll. It's me Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn here again...finally!! :smile3: Did ya'll miss me?  :nails:

Mahh Mama wouldn't let me use her computer for the longest ahh would imagine! She can be just so difficult ta' live with sometimes.  :somad:

My Mama just doesn't understand me. She says Ahhh gotta' learn ta' wait for thangs and not ta' be so impatient an want what I want like...yesterday!  Whatevah... :notcare:

Well Ahhh do declare it was sooo hot in mahh house yesterday. And mahh Mama turned out mahh light an it wasn't bed time, not even close to it!!  :pullhair: Mama said she didn't do it an that it was because the lectricity went out, but ahh think Mama is just tellin' me this ta' shut me up.  :slaph:

I just know the lectricity an mahh lights were out for 3 hrs. an those macaw boys were laughin' at me when I complained that mahh nail polish was gonna' melt if Mama didn't get that cooler back on. :sweaten:

Well, bless mahh Mama's heart she did get the hand sprayer an gave me a shower. That did cool mahh pretty feathers a bit an then she opened both doors ta' get a breeze comin' through. Those macaw boys were acting like some kind o' fools after their shower. They were hanging upside down & carrying on like nobody's business. Ahh do declare I am gonna' one day sneak over there & turn them loose. Then ahhm gonna' open the door an let them out. 

Ahhh gotta' go, mahh Mama just said ahhh need ta' get mahh beauty sleep an ahhh shore don't want ta' get no wrinkles in mahh pretty face. Ahhhm gonna' be discovered one day an ya'll can tell your friends when ya' see me on the big screen that ya'll  once knew me.

Ya'll take care an come back, ya' hear!!

Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn~~~ :heartu:

why 'ello there,i am sidne.. thats pronouced sid knee in case your southern belle'ness couldnt figure it out :) i be from a place far up north from you in good ol' wesconsen. my mama calls me a normal green quaker parrot,but we all know i am far from normal,i am extrordinary :) that sure stinks you have them there loud macaw brothers,i have a very loud conure brother and a strange and loud conure sister. she to acts a fool after a bath. she hangs upside down like a bath then starts doing this wacky dance  :loco6:
well my mama caught me on the computer again  :oopse5:  better go back to bed and read my human talk magazine i secretly ordered off how-to-read-your-human.com

your truly extrordinary quaker friend
sidne jean

Well Bless your Heart sidne jean!! :loveuk: Ahh do declare ahhh am soooo happy ta' finally have a friend with feathers ta' talk to. :hugu:

You jest come on over hare any time your li'l 'l heart desires. My Mama doesn't let me out at all enough what ra' talk, but ahh know how ta' get out if'in ahh really wants ta'.  :twirl:

Ahhh gotta' go, she gettin' ready for work & will be outta' the bath soon. Mama told me if sh caught me on here with out permission again...well, she wuzn't too nice 'bout what she said!  :sadboy3:

See ya' again when our Mama's aren't watchin' & you gotta' show me how ta' get hold of one of those magazines... :thumb:

Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn~~~ :heartu:

you two are so cute!  :hugu:

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Howdy Ya'll,
Ahhh Do Declare, it gets harder & harder ta' sneak out & visit with mahh good friends out here in BP land.  :hi5: :hugu:

Those darn poodles of mahh Mama's tell on li'l ol me ever time ahhh tries ta' get out & come on over here. :sadboy3:
 If'in ahh could, ahhh'd let dem' scrawny arsed poor excuse for a featherless dawg right outta' that yard mahh Mama says ahh can't go in ta'. :notcare:

Oh, I do wished mahh new friend sidne jean would come back an talk ta' me for awhile. :confused: Ahhh just have no one here what understands mahh need for a li'l girlie talk. :nails:
Ahhh tried ta' talk ta' that funny lookin' li'l bird mahh Mama says is a Peta...whatever... :roll: She so much as told me ta' get the...Oh, ahhh just can't repeat what that li'l huzzy said ta' me. :somad:

Ahhh even tried ta' talk to my obnoxious brothas' & thay have learned some language that mahh Mama would NOT like ta' hear! :goofi: I do declare, ahhh don't know where thay come up with such, but I know what ahhm gonna' call dem darn poodles next time they tell on me. :lol:

The other day mahh brotha' Roscoe was being all nice an sweeet an tellin' mahh li'l ol self what ta' come on over ta' his cage & play. Well, I wuzn't born yesterday, but ahhh so wanted ta' see what it wuz like in that big ol cage o' his. Well, ahhh so much as got ta' his door an mahh Mama saw me an why ahhh do declare she threw a hissy wall eyed fit. :madst: She wuz a carryin' on like ahhh'd robbed a bank or sumptin'. An all the time those mac brotha's 'o mine wuz laughin' at mahh lil ol self.  :mad1: Well Bless Their Heart if'in ahhh ever figure out how ta' let dem dawgs out, dem laughin'  feathered hyeeenas are goin' with 'em!! :laugh:

Ahhh hear mahhh Mama stirring 'round in the other room so ahhh will say a Southern Good Bye ta' all mahh loyal fans an Ya'll Come Back now, Ya' hear...  :loveuk:

Miss Leyla Belle La Rue Longhorn~~~ :heartu:

<3 i misses you!  :hugu:

Well bless your hearts, I do declare it has been ages since ahhh got ta come on here an talk ta match friends.

Hi how ya'll  been doin? Why ahhh never in a Million. Years thought we'd have us a funny soundin bird like a Cockatoo or sumptin like that coming to our home soon. Mahh Mama said I was ta have a new little brother an I done told her ahhh didn't need no more o them noisy  critters round here. I already don't get no privacy when I'm in my bathroom nor nuthin! :pullhair:

Ahhh already got a sister right next ta me an she can shore argue a lot. Why I do declare I ain't never heard such catawalling from one big ugly red feathered crybaby as this sista Ruby Jewel! :roll:

Ahhh just don't think I'm gonna like havin a Cockitoot in tha house too. Ahhh swear my Mama has done gone & lost her mind. Ahhh just don't know what took hold of her. :loco6:

Well it's gettin on ta mahh bedtime so, "Ya'll come back now. Ya hear!"

Miss Leyla Belle La Ru Longhorn~~ :heartu:

Miss Leyla Bell -- what do you think of your newest little sister Serita? Have you met her yet?

Well Howdy there Miss Admin Debra! Mahh Mama says your a right nice lady ta' know.  :happyjack: Miss Debra, Ahhh see you have a pretty red gal like me on that there siggie you got. Would your red gal maybe come visit me here sometime? Ahhh gets so lonely ta' talk to mahh own kind and she looks so sweet an friendly.  :twirl:

Well now Miss Debra, I do declare that lil squeaker Serita is the 'Cat's Meow'. I do like that little gal a lot better than those macaw brothers o' mine! She ain't called me names yet nor tried ta' get into mahh food bowl. Oh those hooligans!! I just don't know why my mama puts up with them. Hmmph!! :mad1: I don't get ta' see her too much yet, she's in the kitchen area an mahh Mama keeps me in what she calls the living room area~~Whateva'!

Ahhh gotta' go polish mahh nails now. Mahh Mama says I kin get out o' this cage tomorrow and I may get ta go visitin' that there cute lil Serita, mahh sista'.  :hugu:

Miss Leyla Belle La Ru Longhorn~~Ya'll come back now, ya' hear!~~ :heartu:

Miss Leyla Belle -- Miss Lucy must be nice to her mommy to get time on the computer. You see, she is a jealous little girl and doesn't like to share her home and man. I think she would rather I leave so she could have her daddy all to herself! Isn't that just mean? I mean, I was here before her. If anyone should be jealous it's me. But I know how to share. Anyway, once she's nice to me, then I will let her on the computer/ipad to visit with you. Do you have any more stories to tell when your Momma is off work and lets you on the computer again? It's been a little bit since we've heard from you.

Oh My Gawd mahh Mama done went an lost her mind I tell ya!!  :Oh: She done went an got herself another one of those noisy macaws!! She says it's gonna be mahh new baby brother~~Whatever~~    :faint: I done told her a thousand times if ahhh told her once what I ain't got no brothers cept mahh real one ahhh ain't seen since I come ta live with Mahh Mama. And his name was Cash cause he was green like money. :lol1:

Ahhh do declare Miss Lucy you just gotta be good to your Mama so's you kin come hep me gang up on all these noisy mean macaw brothers ahm havin ta share mahh air space with!!  :pullhair:

Mahh Mama told me this little boy is special cause his real Mama & Daddy took a disliking to him an done hurt him. She said ahhh should take him round and show him how us fortunate kids here have fine homes an fun things ta do an tell him that she be good ta him. Ahhh thinks ahhh kin do that much. But if'n he gets ta bellerin' at me...why ahhh just might have ta flog him with Mahh wing or sumptin. Ahhh was just kidding bout the floggin. Why little ol me would never hurt a poor widdle boy what done been through his parents being ugly to him. :hugu:

Yeah ahhh thinks ahhh will just go see if'n ahhh kin start making him a welcome sign so he feels right at home when he gets here. Ahhh got ta go. :hi5:

Ya'll come back now~~Ya hear!! 

Miss Leyla Belle La Ru Longhorn~~  :heart:

Hi there Miss Leyla Belle. I have missed seeing those beautiful long eyelashes of yours  :hehe2: I am just so jealous of them! How are you feeling about the 2 new additions in your household? Is that boy in pink panties annoying you?? Is Serita too noisy? I have something to tell you Miss Leyla Belle!! You may need to be securely perched for this bit of news  :wink1: Your birdie Mummy is keeping a big secret from you  :lol1: In about 10 weeks time she is bringing home, yet another new additon. This will be a beautiful Blue throated macaw called Sugar! You are just going to love him, I know you will  :smile3: Sorry to spoil the surprise, but i am sure your Mummy hasn't told you yet  :hehe2:

Well Howdy Howdy Miss Admin Wendy! How ya'll doin' ta night? Why ahhh just don't know bout you being all jealous o mahh beautiful long lashes an stuff. Ahhh does have a hankering ta has me some purty long blonde hair what like you got. Sometimes ahhh gets tired o mahh red an want ta change it ups a bit. You thank you could get me in touch with your folks what keeps your locks so purty? Shhh don't tell mahh Mama. Cut she won't let me go if'n you does.  :cry:

Oh Miss Wendy ahhh does know bout that new macaw brother what's coming here pretty soon. Ahhh heard mahh Mama & Daddy discuss in it the other night what they thought ahhh was sleepin. Ahhh just may have ta move outta this place what it be goin ta the birds!!! Ahhh already have ta put up with all that ruckus from those hooligans those Catalina rejects mahh Mama calls mahh brothers~~whatever~~

Can ahhh come live with you Miss Wendy? Ahhh promise ahhh won't be no trouble a tall. Ahhh snuck a peek at your house pictures an you got so much room a girl like me could just live her whole life out in luxury!! :bounce:

Ahhh got ta go. Mahh Mama don't know ahhhm up & on her computer ta night.

Ya'll come back ta see me now, ya hear!!

Miss Leyla Belle La Ru Longhorn  :heart:

Well, Miss Leyla Belle, I would be happy to do your hair for you, but why change those beautiful red feathers of yours to blonde? I would love to have red hair like yours  :thumb:

Now if this new brother of yours is too much for you to cope with when he arrives, you would be more than welcome to come and live with me  :hehe2: I am not sure if Codie would appreciate a new Sister living with him, but I am sure once you batted lose awesome long lashes at him, his heart would melt  :smile3:

You take care of that wonderful Mummy of yours and make sure she gets some sleep. She works very hard and needs her sleep, I am pretty sure she gets worn out having to lokk after you and all your siblings!

See you again very soon Miss Leyla Belle  :hugu:

Well Bless Your Heart Miss Wendy, ahhh thinks ahhm just gonna' snatch me a ride on one o them big silver birds an come on over ta meet ya'll. Your Codie will just 'To Die For love me once he gets ta know me.  :loveuk:

Ahhh do declare ahhhm gonna be so glad when this here summer gets over with. Why ahhh just feels like ahhhm about ta melt what with all the birdie feather sweat what drips off my beautiful body! Mahh Mama says it's the air con ditioner what ain't not workin what it s' posed ta do~~Whatever~~ Ahhh just can't be bothered with such horrible heat an no privacy what I go an take mahh bathes. Those macaw boys just won't stop laughin at me when ahhh pulls mahh curtain cross so's ahhh kin have them not peeking at mahh fanny!  :roll:

Those boys don't never bathe 'cept when mahh Mama get that sprayer out after their hide. Ahhh tell you it's a funny site to see all that dirt what come off those hooligans when Mama says, "Boys~~It's time to stop growing taters behind your wings with all that dirt you have in there" :laugh: Mahh brothers are a funny lot sometimes.  :hehe2:

Ahhh gotta go get my beauty sleep. Ya'll come back now ya hear!

Miss Leyla Belle La Ru Longhorn~~  :heart: